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Slip of Tongue

I, the other day: “It’s a text file. You can just un-rot-13 it to see…”

I caught myself right away, but to be fair, un-rot-13 is not always an awkward alias for rot-13. Python:

>>> type(u'spam'.encode('rot-13'))
<type 'str'>
>>> type(u'eggs'.decode('rot-13'))
<type 'unicode'>

Thunderstorm

  1. weekly catharsis
  2. cooling ritual
  3. The shy neighbor comes out to the big window.
  4. Who dances under cold buckets?
  5. start fast and end slow

Unixtainment

watch -n 10 fortune

Two Recipes

Get your veggies and your protein!

Beer-battered eggplant

  1. Cut eggplant into 1/3 inch slices.
  2. Beat eggs.
  3. Mix eggs with beer.
  4. Mix flour with seasoned salt.
  5. Dip eggplant slices into liquid, then powder.
  6. Pan-fry eggplant.

Beer eggs

  1. Fry gross concoction, constantly scrambling.
  2. When concoction becomes kinda solid, squeeze out the extra beer. Repeat until a modicum of beer has evaporated. It’s going to be soggy no matter what; choose whichever level suits you.
  3. Remove from heat, and douse in hot sauce until it doesn’t taste like anything.

Power

This is what I looked like a couple years ago:

artist's rendering

Some artistic license was taken with the pants.