Ruining a Perfectly Good Song
I feel like an asshole for coming up with these political kneejerk lyrics for a beautiful song, but here they are anyway.
I know a country
It has 50 states
Its consumer price
Index inflates
But lifestyle changes
They are eschewed
It doesn’t bicycle
Or eat local food
It uses gasoline
Gasoline…
I actually think America’s cool.
Movies Good, Moviegoing Not So Much
![[Chart: DVD vs. Movie theater vs. Dark Knight IMAX - excitement and discomfort]](/misc/movie.svg)
An Ideal Husband
Maureen Dowd - An Ideal Husband
Taking marriage advice from a Catholic priest is like taking a wilderness survival course from a cannibal.
(Aside: why are you emailing me articles about finding good husbands, mom?)
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