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This is a static archive of the domnit.org blog,
which Lenny Domnitser wrote between 2006 and 2009.

Limericks for Spring 2006 classes

When I wrote these I forgot about my skiing class, and now that my creativity is gone I will let the omission stand. While these are not particularly good, I did have fun writing them.

CS 210 – Machine Organization

There was a professor named Ziegler
Our dear Binghamton circuit wrangler
Do study for his class
And then sit on your ass
At your cushy job as a Googler

GEOG 101 – Introduction to Geography

There was a geographer Margai
From Binghamton—this is not a lie!
Had a TA named Webb
Was a minor celeb
Among geographing alumni

UNIV 280D / PHYS 115 – Great Ideas of Phyiscs

A Binghamton prof went by Pompi
Was characteristic’lly grumpy
A student engineer
Was a pain in his rear
Pompi killed and fried him like scampi

ECON 362H – Honors Macroeconomic Theory

There once was a professor name Jones
Who taught Binghamton student ’bout loans
Although it has been said
His test will leave you dead
Economics gives deviants moans