Think Inside the Box
Sneeze Steve, The Great Pizza Orientation Test:
The dividing line was exactly 90 degrees up the middle, but mushrooms were on the left!
No, no, no! Try looking from the pizza’s perspective. The pepperoni is on the left, looking out at the eater.
Figure 1. Pizza’s-eye view of a crowd.
Also, The Sneeze’s new tagline should be “Left half zine. Right half blog. Bottom half not good with fractions.” Not only is it self-referential and confusing, it has innuendo from “bottom half.”